India in Brief

What was your favourite moment?

Dom: I think my favourite moment was on the toy train. I woke from a daze and there was a boy asleep on my shoulder, I looked out of the window and all you could see was mist, trees and hills. I'd been waiting to visit those hills for a long time and they more than lived up to their reputation.

Ewan: There were many amazing moments in India. It's a country with the ability to conjure up emotions on every corner. The strongest of these I felt when visiting the Taj Mahal. It's hard to describe the effect on me it had. A moment of pure tranquility despite the tourists. Good photographic opportunities as well.

Tom: Definitely the toy train, the least touristy thing we did. Sunrise over the hills and stopping at the random stations was amazing.

George: Sitting in Jäger Fort in Jaipur was where I first felt properly relaxed. It was the first bit of quiet we'd had for about two weeks and it made such a difference. And there were monkeys. Monkeys are always good.


What was your overall impression of the country?

Dom: It's clearly a developing country that needs a lot of work. I'd probably only go back to Rajasthan, it was a bit cleaner than Mumbai and Agra and felt more like traditional India. The divide in wealth can be a bit annoying, there are people living in mansions next to people on the street, but I suppose that's what it's like in developing countries.

Ewan: My main impression of India is it's  diversity. There were no two places alike. Variety is everywhere. From the slums of Mumbai, to the dramatic heights of Shimla and the camels stomping ground in Rajasthan. All interlaced with old British infrastructure. A vast realm filled with millions of people.

Tom: A country in dire need of a bath, especially the further south you go. I like the history, some of the forts in Jaipur were great, but Agra and Delhi left a lot to be desired.

George: India is such a large country and there's so much variation in it. No two places we went were the same and I feel if we'd kept going we'd have found even more differences. Doing India in two weeks is a bit like trying to do Europe in two weeks. Just not possible.


What was the food like?

Dom: A major disappointment for me. Renowned for it's curries and spices, but none of us really found a spectacular dish anywhere. Maybe we didn't go to the right places, but with everything so dirty it can be hard to know where the right places are.

Ewan: Despite the diversity of the country the food remained more or less the same throughout. I always try to taste a bit of everything (even lamb brain curry), but even so the repetitiveness of the food was starting to grow tiresome even for me.

Tom: I thought the food was good, the tandori mixed grill was one of the best I've ever had and the lamb brain curry was a completely new taste sensation.

George: Too much spice for me. I like Indian food from time to time, but I found it hard to deal with spicy food for breakfast, lunch and dinner.


What was your opinion of the people?

Dom: A male dominated society and very money orientated. No one does anything for nothing. People can be very sweet but then they ask for a tip, and in our UK culture those two things don't go hand in hand. It can be quite annoying.

Ewan: Very friendly people but only for a price. I never really felt like I connected properly with the community in general. It's all so money orientated.

Tom: It depends on where you are. The people of Jaipur were very nice barring a few nutters. The people in Mumbai were great during the festival, but at other times they hassle you constantly. And there are always people after your money.

George: You do feel rather conspicuous walking around the big Indian cities. It's like you have a big neon sign over your head reading 'ATM'. Everybody presses you for money, and any means are acceptable. The culture just accepts that it's OK and normal to overcharge and cheat if you can get away with it. I didn't like that too much.


Do you have a tourist tip?

Dom: Never stay in hostels in India, stick to the hotels. There's no need to book in advance though, there are always decent rooms to be found everywhere.

Ewan: Try some samosas for breakfast.

Tom: They need to make 100% bacteria killing hand gel. I used my 99% all the time but you can never be totally sure you're clean.

George: Don't worry too much about the money grabbing side of life. If you go through your trip willing to spend a bit more, willing to not fight over every little coin, and willing to not feel cheated when you pay more than someone else, then you will have a much more relaxing and enjoyable trip. By all means join in and have a bit of fun bartering with the locals, but do it for fun, don't expect to get a really cheap price.


What was the scariest moment?

Dom: when we got back to Andheri station on day one and I had to get back to the hostel on a tuk tuk with a non-uniformed driver. When he started taking the backstreets and weaving in and out of the crazy traffic, at night, with people stopping us on the road to reach into the tuk tuk and beg, that was not our most comfortable journey.

Ewan: Our 9 hour drive to new Delhi from Shimla was suicidal. The roads are complete chaos.

Tom: Speeding up towards an oncoming bus on the wrong side of the road with nowhere else to go. Scary as Hell.

George: Driving in general, but specifically the drive from Shimla to Delhi. Our driver Kaka went a little mad on the mountain roads and more than once I thought we were going over the edge, or alternatively, straight into an oncoming truck. And then over the edge.



Would you go back?

Dom: Not for a long time but yes to Rajasthan.

Ewan: So much has been left uncovered on our expedition. Rajasthan was a thrilling highlight and Shimla was stunning. Both would get a return visit. However, I still found parts of India difficult to adjust to. I can't see myself visiting again in the near future.

Tom: To Jaipur and Shimla yes, but nowhere else.

George: India as a country wouldn't pull me back, but there are some cities I wouldn't mind seeing. Boating down the river Ganges to Varanasi appeals, but if I did come back I think I would concentrate my visit in just that one area. Somewhere different, not the same places again.

The Toy Train To The Top

Ewan:

We stepped onto the platform at Kalka with the morning glow backlighting the hills in the distance. It was very early. We had our 2nd class cabin tickets (the cheapest ones), and we stumbled down the platform looking for our carriage. 

This was the 'Toy Train' to Shimla, a town up in the Indian Himalayan hills to the north. We'd specifically  singled out this journey as being a big highlight of our trip and were eager to get going. The carriages were slightly smaller than the usual Indian ones but to be fair, far outgrew their 'Toy' label. About ten of these carriages were pulled by a single Diesel Locomotive, which had dirty black smoke stains down it's flank. If you missed the first train at 05:30, you could catch the second at 06:00. We were on the latter.

The whistle blew and with a jolt, off we went.

Our carriage was filled with people; a large majority of which were Indian holiday makers. Opposite me sat two young Indian ladies with a daughter each on their laps. The two girls stared out the window wide-eyed as the countryside swept past.

As with most trains in India, there weren't really any doors as such, or if there were, they wouldn't be closed. This meant that Tom and myself were free to hang onto the siderail as we leaned out to get the best view. Occasionally we'd have to duck our heads back in as a tunnel loomed into view (of which there are 102 tunnels on this journey), but as the train travels uphill, it was slow enough to be safe.

We watched as the sun rose. The shiny silver tracks of the railway sliced through the forest and up the mountains. Behind us you could see the rails glistening in the sun, meandering like a snake's tail down below.

It was hugely picturesque. Everyone crammed against the windows to take it in. All except for one Indian boy, who had fallen asleep on Dom's shoulder...

* * *

George:

"Damnit. Tree." I flicked through the last ten pictures I'd taken to reveal a nice collection of tree and tunnel shots, but not a single picture of the spectacular hillscape behind. Taking a decent picture out the door of a moving, climbing, rattling and rocking train that is constantly twisting up an overgrown hillside, is not the easiest thing to achieve. Ewan, Tom, two Ukrainian girls, an Indian man and myself were all  taking turns at the door to try and capture the landscape, but with limited success. Ewan took to filming the roof of the train because at least that way no trees could get in the way.

It was a rare opportunity then when the train slowed up and finally came to rest at one of only four stops on our five our jaunt into the hills. A train station, if you can call it that, in the middle of nowhere selling drinks, pancakes and samosas. Everyone disembarked straight onto the track, because there were no platforms, and ran around to grab food and take snaps devoid of foreground plant life before the train moved off again. Luckily each stop lasted about 15 minutes so there was plenty of time, but even so you had to be careful. None of us were caught out, but the train could start moving at any moment, and with very little warning. One of the Ukrainian girls literally had to be hauled onto the train as it left the end of one platform, legs dangling over the track, hillside dropping away fast, food scattered all over the floor and only held on board by about 14 men who had suddenly decided it was their job to help out. Nothing like a woman falling off a mountain to bring out the Macho side of an entire carriage.

"Oh Crap." I heard Tom say, and I couldn't help but smile as I saw him deleting pictures of trees.

* * *

Ewan:

Five hours of spectacular countryside later we all were left wondering rather where the time had gone. We pulled in at Shimla Station deeply satisfied and ready to see more. We dropped our bags off at the hotel, which had spectacular views from it's restaurant, and walked towards the town center.

It is astonishing how European Shimla is! It was mainly built by the Brits in the mid 1800's but it has a more Austrian/Swiss feel to it. They did a good job of it too; there was not a single piece of flat ground to be seen for miles. Buildings everywhere had been constructed on some sort of slope or improbable mountain edge. Walking around it was quite surreal. A European hillside town with local Indians strutting along the streets. It had a pleasant feel to it. Near and around the centre, everybody walked. No cars, no traffic, no horns. What's more, nobody seemed to mind. Everyone was quite content to walk to their destination. Some tourists were even on horseback!

Sticking to the European theme, a church stood across from the town square. We went in to see what it was like, and found that a few people were in there to pray. It seemed like any other  church you would visit, except playing on a PA was some strange 'background' music. It certainly wasn't your normal church soundtrack. We left.

* * *

George:

As darkness descended quickly in the mountains, Ewan and I finally acknowledged that the steps we were on, were not the steps back down to the hotel. The town of Shimla sat behind us, a night light on the hillside, and ahead the path started to wind and disappear into the valley, swallowed instantly by the night. After our indie-pop church experience Tom and Dom had stayed in the town to get pizza while we'd started straight back. But given the length of time it had taken us so far just to get lost, the others might well get back to the hotel before us, which would be unfortunate as I had the only key to the room. Ewan and I turned around and started tramping back up the way we'd just come, slightly faster than before.

There are no tuk tuks in Shimla. No taxis or rikshaws. For the past 40 minutes Ewan and I had been walking down largely deserted roads and narrow alleyways which criss crossed their way accross the hills in a most confusing fashion. At intervalls along the roads narrow stone steps brached off down the cliff face, dodging between tall stone houses and diminutive wooden sheds before quickly vanishing from view. One of these staircases had been the one we'd walked up from the hotel earlier, but as the sun was setting behind the ridge in the distance all the staircases began to look the same. There were very few signs or billboards promoting hotel names, and almost no-one to ask. All we had to go on was our memory of roughly where on the hill our hotel should be. 

As we walked it was interesting to see the night life of a mountain town swing into action. In the town center there were bars and clubs such as you might find in a small seaside town in the UK. A tacky rollerblading rink with the whiff of a Great Yarmouth pleasure beach. But on the outskirts things were a lot quieter, and a beautiful mix of cultures. Softly lit European architecture supplying the backdrop with fairy lit fruit stalls and brightly coloured fabric vendors providing the local colour. Maybe it was just nice to have a taste of home, but the European influence, the lower temperature, the lack of crowds and the cleaner air really gave shimla a relaxing feel. Ewan and I were completely lost in an unknown town with night falling around us, but neither of us felt at all ill at ease. In fact I was probably the most relaxed I'd been anywhere in India.

Another half hours worth of completely random but very pleasant sauntering, and a complete fluke of a choice of road led Ewan and I straight into the open arms of our hotel foyer. Tom and Dom had yet to return, clearly having got lost somewhere else in the maze of carbon copy roads and staircases, the hotel equivalent of Where's Wally. 

As Ewan and I settled down for the night under torch light, (what we were beginning to suspect was a rolling power cut had knocked out the whole block for the third time that night), both of us felt that we could easily have spent more time in Shimla, though one could have a similar holiday in a dozen places in Europe. Our very fleeting visit had been concentrated on the train journey more than the town at its end, and the next morning we would have to set off early to make our way back to Delhi and then on to Kathmandu. But despite the days of travel, and the short time in the town, Shimla was definitely worth a visit. An entirely different India again, a reminder of our own countries part in its history, and a beautiful image with which to leave a vast and incredibly variable country.

Blow Horn

If the taxi trip from Agra to Delhi yielded anything interesting, anything at all apart from mile after mile of village dotted arid scrub land, then I'm afraid it rather passed me by. The road and the miles slipped on by with only the occasional body numbing jolt to break the monotony. All four of us took to playing Risk on Ewan's I-phone to pass the time. Dom, never having played the game before, found himself to be disturbingly good at it and so the six hour drive passed relatively quickly and uneventfully as we all tried to figure out how to stop him winning for a fourth game in a row.

In the background, and slowly as if creeping up on us, Delhi announced itself with gradually increasing traffic and a selection of wide open, decently maintained tree lined streets that stretched themselves into the distance. If Mumbai, Jaipur and Agra had shown us three different India's so far then Delhi must be the fourth point of that same compass. A city with nothing to contain it, the commodity that Delhi does best in is space. Everywhere you look there are wide streets, squares, parks, shopping malls and clear skys.

Out taxi deftly navigated us through the traffic to our overnight stop in Delhi, the Prince Polonia hotel. It appeared electrical fire free, so we accepted it as an improvement on Agra, dropped our stuff, asked the hotel to book us a train to Kalka for the following day and set out to see a little of the city.

Delhi had never really been a major stopping point on out trip, more of a rest stop as we plough on north into the Himalayan foothills. While it's the capital of India it actually offers surprisingly little in the way of new experiences or cultural insight. In fact in many ways it's exactly like any of the major European cities with nothing but the traffic and the heat to set it apart. All the shops sported western brands, levis, reebok, nike, and so did the people shopping in them. Even, for once, the prices were similar to those you might find in the UK.

For dinner we had the choice of italian, Spanish, Chinese, and about ten other nationalities of food and we, only semi accidentally, ended up in a Mexican restaurant where the waiters wore cowboy hats and boots and Totenham   were playing Stoke on the plasma screen tv. Delhi didn't really feel like India at all. Absent was the hassle. Absent were the beggars and absent were the crushing crowds of people. Absent were the piles of rubbish and absent were the funny smells. Absent were the street markets and the shanty houses. Absent were the potholes and absent were the cattle herders in the street. In their place was Delhi.  A modern city. And that about sums it up. Our train was booked for the following evening and none of us had any regrets that we had no more time to spend looking around. Would we come back to Delhi? Yes, but we'd bring something to do with us.

***

It turns out that to bring out the true Indian culture in Delhi requires a morning, a brief wander, and a visit to tourist information. A grubby looking building hidden away on a side street one might be forgiven for thinking the official government tourist information centre was just another white goods store on a random street in Delhi. But a little sign in the window and above the door announced it's true identity and we all pressed ourselves inside in the hope of planning out our next few days.

All in all I rank the experience of sitting in that tourist information office as one of the most thouroughly confusing and socially unbalancing experiences in my life to date. Two men appeared almost instantly by our sides. Two such different men as it would be hard to imagine. One tall and thin, a smiling face under a big black beard wearing a casual t-shirt and jeans who approached us with open arms and greeted us in a ridiculously high but husky voice, like someone who's just about to lose the power of speech, or someone who's just got it back. The second man was short and rotund, clean shaven with very little hair at all to be seen and a gruff business like manner which all but saw us pushed us into his office without even the chance of a backwards glance.

"Hello," said the first, "my name is Touramassaratal...." and at that point we all looked at him incredulously as he reeled off a further 16 syllables before stopping. There was only a moments silence before, cool as you like, Dom went right ahead with, "sorry could you repeat that?" and recieved a second soundbyte that confirmed to all of us that we stood no chance of ever even repeating this name let alone remembering it. Unfortunately, etiquette dictates that after you've asked for, and recieved, three repetitions of a name in a row, you have to stop asking and just give it a shot with whatever you can remember. The look on Doms face rather revealled that he knew that very well, and after pushing for a fourth repetition the rest of us sat back to see if he would a) give a valiant but plainly hopeless attempt at pronouncing the name, b) ask for what would be an incredibly awkward fifth repetition, or c) nod politely, say "nice to meet you" and try to move on quickly.

"Touratala..." oh dear. Gales of laughter so husky it could pull a sled. Infectious as well and we all found ourselves joining in. The man sounded extactly like mutley.

"Touramasat...  Toramattalan... Touritasal... he waved at  Dom to stop from behind a wide grin.

Leaning in conspiratorially he said quietly, "it means, the man who is the person who makes everybody smile." The rest of us laughed as Dom tried to make out that he of course knew very well that that wasn't his REAL name and the conversation moved on with all of us looking at each other smiling awkwardly.

And then the other, rounder gentleman told us that our hotel had charged us double for our train tickets, that we should cancel them as soon as possible, and the smiles disappeared.

I wont go into the details of what was a very long and in depth conversation about just how our hotel had swindled us. The rotund man rattled on at a hell of a pace, tapping away at a computer older than the building it was in and showing us screen after screen of numbers and train timetables. There were numbers we could call and companies we could chase up and so on, and on, and on. We all listened as closely as we could, slowly growing more and more incensed as it became obvious that our hotel had played us for the tourist fools we were. It's true that when in India you always find yourself playing a game of 'who to trust most', but a government tourist information official backed up by the official Indian railways website is hard to argue with. Especially when your train ticket has, clearly marked on it, that it's gone through a package tour operator you've never heard of for a cost of 300 rupees apiece.

Now £4 each is not a massive amount of money to be cheated out of I grant you, but it was more the principle than the cost that made us cancel the ticket, and by this point we were starting to think that the train might not be the best option anyway. At this point our keyboard bashing friend was outlining another, much more expensive, better, but more expensive, more reliable, but at the end of the day slightly more expensive option. An option which, funnily enough, we now needed because we'd gone right ahead and cancelled that train ticket.

"Do. you. like. fishing?" inquired a pair of massive bushy eyebrows from the doorway. All of us turn and wonder if we are going to have to pronounce the names of fish now.

"I can get any fish I want." said the eyebrows suggestively. "you want me to teach you?" His nudge nudge wink wink manner made it painfully obvious that we were now involved in the kind of extended fish metaphor that none of us could possibly have anticipated.

"Er..."

"Each fish is different, you have to use a different line on each one, but for every fish there is a line that will work. You know?"

We all clearly responded in the affirmative.

"Aaah you see you know! This way you can catch lots of fish. Just using the right line!" said the eyebrows, dancing disturbingly.

"What do you fish for?" said Tom in an attempt to break free from a bad metaphor.

"Trout." said the eyebrows.

"Ah. Well. Ok then." A pause. "We don't like trout really do we guys?" We all shook our heads. "We more prefer...err...well...." Tom was struggling, "Cod?"

"Women," interjected Ewan.

"Yes. Women." we all agreed. This conversation was, if such a thing were possible, getting stranger.

"I have caught many a trout you know?" he extended the word know for far too long and then started laughing while making playful winks at us. "I used a different line for each one, tailor made for the time you know?."

"You should just use a net," I said. "It'd be more efficient if you want to catch lots of trout." Pretty much I was taking the fish metaphor and running with it. But eyebrows didn't seem impressed.

"No!" he cried in mock despair throwing an arm around my shoulders and turning to the others with a pleading look. "A net!? No! You guys have to teach him you know?"

At this point Tom, Dom and Ewan were struggling to hide laughter as they watched me gently and surreptitiously try and duck out from under the arm. But all of them nodded their agreement.

"You see!!!!" sad eyebrows turning on me. "You don't use a net! Promise me you won't!"

"Oh.. OK...." I stammer before Dom helpfully interrupted with, "He already has a girlfriend." Eyebrows looked at me incredulously.

"You have a picture? Of course you do. Show me show me." I obediently got out a picture and showed it to him. He glanced at it for a second.

"She's not my type," he handed the picture back abruptly, leaving me once again grappling with a conversation that didn't seem to follow any of the normal rules.

"Well she is mine? I assume I'm allowed to think that?" but eyebrows was no longer listening.

"You want to see a proper girl? Here." he flipped open his wallet to show a girl who, with all the best intentions, looked quite a lot like a trout.

In a quite touching display of solidarity all of us at the same time declared that she was "not our type". But eyebrows didn't seem to register anything, he just took the picture back and walked towards the door with that huge grin still fixed to his face.

"You wouldn't get that with a net!" He shouted over his shoulder as he left.

We turned back to the  man at the computer who was wearing a beautiful expression which said "please just do as I tell you and pay me money before he comes in again." So that's exactly what we did.

***

Once again we found ourselves in a taxi driving north. Once again risk was keeping us entertained. And our new driver was called Kaka, which thanks to a rather famous Brazilian footballer, we all found, for once, easy to remember.

The road north out of Delhi is a massive eight lane highway spoilt only by the roadworks spread right along it's length. Periods of easy running on flat Tarmac are sporadically broken as four lanes cram down to one dirt track and everyone swerves right off the road to avoid the massive rises of earth and machinery. These regular lane squashings seem to provide the Indian drivers with a much needed opportunity to exercise their horn skills, and everyone merges together onto the track without even slowing down.

The horn in India is a completely different beast to the horn in the uk. In India a short blast on the horn hides a whole language of different meanings depending on the situation.  It can cover everything from "get out of my way" to "hello please don't crush me", from "I'm just about to undertake you at speed" to "watch out! Your cow is in the wrong lane." It's used at a standstill and at 90 miles an hour. It's used when the car ahead is clearly unable to move due to traffic. And it's used when there are no cars ahead, just to make sure it stays that way.

All the big lorries that crowd the near lane have "blow horn" painted onto the rear doors. The idea stems from the fact that nobody here ever checks their mirrors before pulling out of their lane. The blind spot on indian cars is everything not through the front windscreen. If you don't blow your horn when overtaking a truck it's liable to pull out for no reason and crush you, and the truck driver will argue that if you didn't want to be crushed, you should have made a noise.

Kaka, thankfully, had absolutely no trouble using his horn and so for the long drive up to Chandigarh where we were staying the night, crushing was avoided at the expense of our ear drums.

Settling down for another single night stay at yet another hotel it was odd to reflect that earlier that day the plan had been to get a train from Delhi. Somehow that seemed a long time ago. But in the end everything had worked out well enough so far. We even had pre-booked toy train tickets for the next day. The 5  and a half hour train had ended up costing us less than a pound each.

At that cost we would happily have paid double. But we thought it best not to pry too deeply into our expenditure this time around. Just in case.

George

The Taj Mahal

Day 18

Departing from the dreaded Hostel Nirvana we found that in fact they'd trapped us in. The large gate was locked with a padlock so the only option was to scale the neighboring walls. Tom, Dom and I chose the shoulder height wall perpendicular to the gate. It had a ledge on the opposite side which we could quite easily use to step onto the dusty street below. George however decided that the shoulder height wall was insurmountable, and chose the slightly lower wall to the right of the gate. Tom, Dom and I watched on as he straddled the wall, only to realise that the drop was higher than he imagined. He proceeded to make a pigs ear of his decent to earth. With a lack of grace that would have had Ganesh flapping his ears in disgust, and simultaneously had us crippled with laughter as we watched on, too occupied to help, George slid down the side of the wall. Awkwardly he touched ground. "I thought it would be easier", he confessed, looking at his grazed palms. Tom produced a med kit; fixing George up with a plaster and some friendly mockery.

The comedy continued as we witnessed two frisky dogs going at it in the middle of the road. We left them behind with a few 'doggy style' jokes, pressing on for the Taj Mahal. 

It was just past sunrise when we arrived. As we got there so early the queues hadn't yet formed but we had a minor setback when security refused to let me in with my bag, which was 'too big', George's dice and cards, incase he 'played with them', and Tom had to debate that infact his much smaller bag was perfectly fine...

The hassle was worthwhile. Our quartet stood awestruck at the mighty Indian landmark. Towering with an imposing beauty against the blue sky, the Taj Mahal affected us all. It's white dome reflected with a peaceful stillness in the shallow waters of the grounds. Just like the Eiffel Tower, Statue of Liberty and the Sydney opera house, the Taj Mahal is so recognisable; iconic of it's native India.

It was this fact that affected me most of all. I'd walked to the site expecting a bit of an anticlimax. For some reason I assumed it would be over-hyped, just a boring building that for some reason people flocked to visit, a result of it's picture book fame. My cynicism was unfounded. I suddenly understood that it deserved its fame. For some reason it had me hooked. It's difficult to describe how it felt but there was almost a mystical aura, gripping me with it's own tranquility.

More tourists start to appear and before long, a free-for-all photographic brawl broke out. All the tourists, both foreign and Indian, attempt to muscle their way to the front to get the classic photo. Everyone wants to pose in front of the impressive building (including us)!

We wandered along the grounds and I started to take some more alternative photos. The vast crowds and excited tourists made for some great photographic opportunities so I tried to capture the mood. I managed to film a bit too, although the intense sunlight made for harsh contrasts between the light and the shadows. Having no sun-guard for the LCD screen meant that for some of the time I was filming blind as well. Therefore, I found still image a much better way to document the visit.

The Taj Mahal stood tall and proud on an elevated stage. Like bishops on a giant chess board, columns stood at all four corners, guarding the main mausoleum. Waiting in the wings were two symmetrical red stone structures with many pillars. One of which was a mosque . The River Yamuna flows past in the shadow of the dome, making for an impressive backdrop to an altogether breathtaking scene.

Built in 1653, the main mausoleum was built as an elaborate tomb for Mumtaz Mahal by Mughal emporer Shah Jahan. You can go inside. There was an amazing reverberation of sound, as the voices of tourists bounce around within the giant dome; it made for an eerie soundtrack. 

The inside was disappointingly neglected compared to the immaculate exterior. There was even a bit of graffiti in one place. It's surprising how somewhere with such laborious security measures at the gates, fails to guard the actual building itself. I took a soundbite and left.

I made sure I got to sit down and just take in the whole picture. Plugging in my iPod, I sat absorbing the scene, watching all the people pointing their many cameras Mahal-wards. Muse's Exogenesis plays in my ears. Total relaxation.

Ewan　

On The Road Again

Day 18

An early start for all of us today, but Ewan, Dom and I made it to breakfast for some pancakes. After finishing my sugared omelet we thanked the proprietors of the Laxmi Palace for an awesome stay. We had a driver booked for the next few days to drive us to Agra and then on to Delhi.

We set off from the bumpy streets of Jaipur city just waking up. We soon made it to a duel carriageway where finally smooth tarmac and actual road signs were a pleasant change. This was not long lived. Our 240km taxi to Agra posed us with many dangers. Deep holes, excavations really were dotted along the duel carriageway. In some places there were random speed bumps in a 90km per hour designated speed zone with no prior warning. Farms herded their cows and goats alongside the road and more were being transported in trucks.

Motorists didn't seem to abide by the white center line road markings with some even going against the traffic with only a horn to protect them. We followed a truck that struck a wandering cow on the road. It was split from the herd on the central reservation and was still alive but immobile as we swerved to avoid it. Further along there were lanes blocked by truck drivers either swapping spare wheels or stopping to sit in the shade, oblivious to their tying up of one side of the carriageway.

60km outside Agra we stopped to stretch our legs. Keoladeo National Park seemed like a perfect place. Tranquil surrounds of grass and marsh and a place where no motor cars were allowed to enter was a pleasant change from the dusty streets of the days before. We hired old, battered and frankly uncomfortable push bikes to enjoy a sociable ride in the midday sun. We acquired a guide too, a naturalist, very knowledgeable and a very good spotter. Even with the goofy teeth that stuck out further than his chin he spotted some unbelieveable things. We caught a glimpse of an owl sleeping up in a palm tree and submerged turtles with his keen eye to help us.

The park also had many other species in their element. stalks in mating season and nesting in the park. We saw butterflies, dragonflies, kingfishers, pond herons, indian robins, doves and bluejays. Bee eaters were also in abundance with lots of food on offer as many trees had colonising beehives. We stopped at a checkpoint to enjoy another drink, much needed in the burning sun.Campa, another brand of coke, was all that was on sale, so we went with it and carried on through the bush.

Several crashes from George later and our cameras packed with photos of a parakeet porno we headed back for food and finally a comfy seat. Indian roadside meals left a lot to be desired as we found in a dark and dingy indian Little Chef equivalent where we had perhaps the worst meal since the Mumbai train. Cheese on toast really was cheese on toast. Not melted cheese or even warm toast but I needed the calories after our three hour bike ride.

We crossed several toll booths over the state line. The cars now read "UP" on the number plates but the "RJ" of Jaipur's cars were still on the road, in a traffic jam as we were. Luckily I was asleep for this and missed the rest of our trip through the outskirts of the city.

The center of Agra was again different, cleaner again and more westernised. More adverts were on billboards shops and cars and every shop seemed tourist orientated. The signs and road marking still remained right into the city center so at least we could roughly find our bearings.

We arrived at our hotel finally after our driver had asked several bystanders for directions. The wait was not worth it as we arrived into an abysmal hotel, God knows how Hostel World even endorse it let alone give it a good rating. There was a gecko in our air con and millions of flys he could feed on. The reception was dark damp and smelled. We had to remove our shoes, God knows why, maybe so we cleaned up the ants as we walked. We sat in the room and couldn't wait to leave. Ewan was electrocuted in the shower and there was a socket hanging from the wall where there had obviously been an electrical fire.

We decided to take refuge in a Pizza Hut we had passed so we could have a taste of home. Passing low hanging wires, sparking junction boxes and flickering street lamps we made the 15 minute walk unscathed. Several power cuts meant that some of our meal was in the light of the emergency exit glow, but the pizza was eaten never the less.

Reluctantly we made it back to the hotel through the blizzard of flies surrounding the bare lightbulb hanging in the hall. Dom and I opted for a baby wipe rubdown and a jungle spray shower rather than risk death in the only bathroom I've seen with a rusty mirror and a wardrobe next to the toilet. We settled down with our next homestay in Delhi booked hoping it could not be any worse than at the 'Nirvana' hostel. Harry Potter supplied the entertainment as we got into our sleeping bags, hoping to make the Taj Mahal for sunrise.

Tom

Pictures Added and An Apology

New pictures have been added to the gallery. There are simply too many things in Jaipur to write about, so have a look at some images to give you a taste of what life in the city is like!


Apology:

On behalf of all of us I'd like to apologise for the fact that the blog has been running a little behind of late. This has mainly been down to a lack of decent writing time and internet over a very travel intensive week or so. Be sure to check the blog regularly over the next few days as I'll be maintaining it on fast forward to catch up!

Regards

George

The Towers of Jaipur

18 hours on an overnight train can disappear surprisingly quickly when you sleep for 13 of them, but a quick glance behind the velvet red curtain was enough to confirm that the brown grey streets of Mumbai were long behind us. The overcrowded platforms, mounds of rubbish and derelict high rises had been replaced by one woman, a camel, and flat farmland as far as the eye could see. The sudden expanse of green was a pleasant surprise, but it was probably the camel more than anything that made us wonder just how far we'd come.

If our experience in Mumbai had poisoned us against India at all, and it probably had a little, then nothing could have come as more perfect an antidote than Jaipur. Just about everything in the city stood in stark contrast of the overburdened metropolis from which we'd arrived. Gone were the gridlocked tarmaced highways, replaced with wide dusty strips, still half under construction and populated by the widest variety of traffic I have seen anywhere. Our tuk tuk from the station, (a four seater variety large enough for all of us plus bags), weaved it's way past other tuk tuks, cars, busses, trucks, vans, motorcycles, bicycles, rickshaws, horse drawn carts, oxen drawn carts, camel drawn carts, man drawn carts, men pushing barrows of fruit, a herd of cattle followed by a harassed looking man with a stick, and an elephant. It was nice to see that even the Indian drivers had enough sense to avoid cutting up the elephant which was the only form of transport without a horn of any kind, presumably on the basis that tusks are enough.

Despite the huge population of animals in the city, Jaipur still manages to keep its streets, and everything else in fact, remarkably clean. Certainly to the standard of some of the bigger cities in the UK. The hotel we'd booked ourselves into was, to put it mildly, a revelation. The Laxmi Palace was costing us less a night than the small bunk bedded closet we'd had in Mumbai, but instead we had two vast rooms, spotless, both with en-suites, air conditioning, huge double beds, free internet, a rooftop veranda with chairs and a table overlooking the streets below and the most helpful staff I've met in any hotel anywhere. They happily spent a good hour and a half with Dom on one night to help us plan out the next few days in Jaipur, and the following night the chef readily agreed to give him a personal tuition on how to make one of their excellent curries. Nothing was too big a thing to ask, nothing too small, and a nicer bunch you couldn't hope to meet anywhere.

Maybe it was the relief of being out of Mumbai, but everyone in Jaipur appeared a welcome friendly face. Walking down the main market street we found that almost no-one hassled us on our way. The shop/stalls lined up one after another between the sandstone columns of the well covered sidewalks, set back a few feet into the stonework, all selling a familiar brand of happy go lucky tat and questionable pastry snacks. The sweet smell of incense competes with the sizzle of frying onions and both tempt us more than once. Crossing the street is an experience in itself. The traffic doesn't stop and its all traveling at different speeds. If in doubt its best to find a donkey or bicycle to step out in front of, there's less chance of serious injury.

In between the stalls narrow staircases disappear off the street leading to more shops on the rooftops above, mostly jewlry stores sporting some of Jaipur's famous stonework at occasionally ridiculous prices. One of the locals, after a brief conversation about the cricket, directed us to a spiraling iron staircase that led three floors up to a rooftop view of the city. For anyone familiar with the game 'Assassin's Creed', the panorama that greeted us would be astonishingly recognisable, but for anyone not so inclined it's a view I would recommend to anyone.

Jaipur is a city nestled in a funnel shaped, open ended valley. The city is curtailed at one end by steeply climbing scrub forest hills, the first we'd seen for miles. At their top, silhouetted against the deep orange sky are massive sandstone forts with great dry stone battlements that tower above the stunted forests below. Huge adjoining walls drape themselves at impossible angles down the hillside, with imposing circular watch towers dotted along their length, standing like beacons over the city below. In the other direction the city spreads itself to the horizon, a melange of twisting streets and back alleys populated by brightly coloured fruit venders and punctuated by soaring stone towers and palaces that scatter the skyline. In front of us a beautifully carved circular tower rises from the flat rooftops, wooden lattice windows on every side and stone carved facades giving it an almost medieval feel. Pidgeons circle in flocks around its dome, nesting in the rafters, and high above a hawk hovers on the rising warm air.

As the sun sets behind the hills and the shadows lengthen the temperature drops and the markets below come alive. Everything in the city stays open well into the evening and at night the air is filled with the inviting calls from shop owners and the honking of tuk tuk horns. With the sun low in the sky, all of us look out over the darkening rooftops and feel for the first time that India might have more to offer than the crowds of Mumbai. A brighter contrast you couldn't find anywhere, and for that we are extremely thankful.

George